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well i can write a mini-biography, but it depends on how short you mean by -mini- i mean, like, you dont give me much space to actually write anything subtantialy informational, i mean, even if i did write something about myself in this little text box of mine then who would really read it, and if somebody actually did read my bio, id be scared because who would even want to read my bio, that just screams phsyco maniac, i mean only peaople who live in igloos in africa would be slightly interested in me. i mean their busy hunting sea-lions and listining to their bongocore punk bongo music,
on bongos that were probably made in napal or something, because they have lots of goats, i didnt know that untill i read this goat magazine about goat chesse my uncle makes because he's this gormet goat guy, and all the hot chicks in romania are like drooling over this guy because i guess goat cheese is like something sexy over there or kinky i dont know but i dont really want to know becase romania i mean, they do have decent food, but its not really the pllace to live,i read once in this japanese reality information brochure that japanese houses compared to ramainian houses, nail for nail, are more sturdy and substantialy less creepy, there was this one house in romainia with this polar bear place mat, i was kind of confused by that because , i mean honestly china isnt really cold enough for iguanas, i mean, would they even have enough rice to feed a polar bear? who knows it would probably die of malaria, because polar bears are big and probably are a magnet for small creepy but are not because they are small bacteria, i heard this song once about this guy who ate raw fish i dont know who sang it maybe it was some obscure punk band, because the really obscure punk band shows like the ones you see downtown are usually decent but there are always the few bands that really suck and they think their hot shit, but they sucks ass. kind of like soy products, thear usually good but every once in a while you get a really bad one that makes you want to die, or just have random convulsions for the fun of it, hah this one time in the middle of this lecture for science class i jumped out of my seat and trotted around like a dinosaur, and hissed really loudly, that won me a seat in detention, kind of like when the pistons won the fucking championship, i coudent believe it, oh jesus, miami now has shac.
which is fairly exciting, but alan grant was one o me favorites, god i love leprechons because its hard to spell their names, and those eraser pencil things are the most pointless things ever made, it was a waste of resources is all it was...... exscuse me..but.but..i believe you have my stapler.

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